Category Archives: Poems

Ready, Set, Go!

The news from the European Organization for Nuclear Research (CERN), Large Hadron Collider near Geneva and the Gran Sasso National Laboratory in Italy that they have measured particles traveling faster than the speed of light is certainly exciting, puzzling news. … Continue reading

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Ghost Town

A few lines of ultra-light verse for the Friday before Labor Day. The Summer’s almost over now. The season slipped away. That’s why I’m leaving poems on my schedule for today. I’m leaving after lunchtime and I won’t be back … Continue reading

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With Smuckers It Has To Be Glue

Today’s poetic guest post is by Clyde. This morning I had some orange marmalade, Which I spread on my toast with a kitchen blade. With my tea it was indeed quite grand, But then some stuck to my dominant hand. … Continue reading

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Heavyweights of Light Verse

Since I happily made a big fuss over the birthday of cockroach and cat poet Don Marquis a few weeks ago, it would feel wrong somehow to neglect another towering name in the pantheon of not-really-taken-too-seriously rhymers. Today is Ogden … Continue reading

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Doom, Despair, Disappointment

So it looks like the government shutdown / standoff / slapdown is over – for now. Each year our leaders seem to find a way to assure us that we will have another horrible confrontation two years down the road. … Continue reading

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Budget Deadlock Haiku

So much has already been said about a possible Minnesota government shutdown tomorrow, I hesitate to add even a single word to the flood of opinion. The Commentary River is well over its banks and some good people may lose … Continue reading

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Sun In Your Eyes

I see that one of the most e-mailed items on the New York Times website lately is a commentary that makes the argument that spending too much time in weak indoor light has caused more children than ever to be … Continue reading

Posted in Outer Space, Poems | 83 Comments

Welcome to Slippery Slope, Mr. AutoPresident!

There has been some tooth gnashing over President Obama’s authorization of the signing of the Patriot Act extension with an autopen. This machine long ago took the place of the chief executive’s hand in dealing with routine correspondence, but apparently … Continue reading

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One That Got Away

It was a blustery fishing opener again this year, but at least Minnesota’s Democratic Governor (Mark Dayton) and the Republican leaders of the House (Kurt Zellers) and Senate (Matt Dean) got together to support the state’s tourism effort by going … Continue reading

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Vast Wasteland

Fifty years ago today, Federal Communications Commission Chairman Newton Minow spoke to the National Association of Broadcasters and told them it was time for television to “grow up”. The bigwigs of broadcasting were not delighted by this dressing down from … Continue reading

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