Category Archives: Bathtub Safety Officer Rafferty

Fair Warming

Posted on April 27, 2013 by

Today’s post comes from Bathtub Safety Officer Rafferty. At Ease, Civilians! Be at ease and be at rest. Calm down and stay relaxed, please. I’m here to remind you that in work and life, pacing is very, very important. The … Continue reading →

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No Jumping!

Posted on April 2, 2013 by

Today’s post comes from Bathtub Safety Officer Rafferty. At ease, civilians! Keep your feet on the ground and you’ll be fine, unless you’re standing over some kind of a sinkhole. I’m here to tell you about a public safety menace … Continue reading →

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Flip Swish Advisory

Posted on February 23, 2013 by

Today’s post comes from America’s leading discourager of reckless behavior and most varieties of fun, Bathtub Safety Officer Rafferty. At ease, civilians! I know I don’t need to repeat that you are safest from harm when you are relaxed and … Continue reading →

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Safety Last!

Posted on December 27, 2012 by

Today’s post comes from Bathtub Safety Officer Rafferty. At ease, Civillians! But when I say ‘at ease’, I don’t necessarily mean you should relax. We must always stay vigilant about personal safety issues, but especially so at the end of … Continue reading →

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Loose Lips Mock Cliffs

Posted on December 5, 2012 by

At ease, civilians! But watch your language when it comes to casual talk about “going over the fiscal cliff”. We Public Safety Enthusiasts are alarmed at the decision by those who frame our discussions this way. To call the upcoming … Continue reading →

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Don’t Get Around Much Anymore

Posted on November 13, 2012 by

Today’s post comes from Bathtub Safety Officer Rafferty. Attention Civillians! Winter has arrived and if you have any awareness of what it means to drive under icy conditions, please share that information with your neighbor immediately. It may be an … Continue reading →

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Quicksand Alert!

Posted on August 18, 2012 by

This weekend’s post comes from Bathtub Safety Officer Rafferty. At ease, civillians! Being at ease is one of your best lines of defense against trouble of every sort. But another important characteristic is being constantly aware of your surroundings. You … Continue reading →

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Mad Cat Disease

Posted on July 9, 2012 by

This just in from Bathtub Safety Officer Rafferty: At ease, civillians! And when I say “at ease”, I mean you should assume a state of awareness in the moderate-bordering-on-high alert range. That, to me, is the most relaxed anyone should … Continue reading →

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My Robot Arm

Posted on May 18, 2012 by

Today’s post comes directly from everyone’s favorite PDA (Personal Downside Anticipator), Bathtub Safety Officer Rafferty. Egads! Another horrifying science story! Last time I wrote to you, it was about the deeply troubling exploration of Lake Vostok – a line of … Continue reading →

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It Came From Lake Vostok

Posted on February 9, 2012 by

Today’s guest post comes from Bathtub Safety Officer Rafferty. In my work as a PDA (Professional Downside Anticipator), I constantly ask people to stop and carefully consider the variety of bad things that could happen before they choose to take … Continue reading →

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