Category Archives: Bart the Bear

Wherefore Bart Thou?

Posted on April 12, 2012 by

I just got another voluminous text from a friend without thumbs. I can only imagine the amount of time it takes him to write these! Hey there. Bart here. My old pals at the DNR sent out this press release … Continue reading →

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Wake Up Call

Posted on March 12, 2012 by

First off, an appeal to all baboons (the ones with seniority as well as those who are new – I’m planning to take a vacation the week of March 19th. I won’t be writing then, but I’d be happy to … Continue reading →

Posted in Bart the Bear, Food | 109 Comments

Oscar Buzz

Posted on February 25, 2012 by

Today’s post is a series of messages that came in yesterday from from Bart the Bear, the wild animal who found a cell phone in the north woods. Everything has been translated from the original Ursus Textish. 8:17 am Yo. … Continue reading →

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The Last Word

Posted on December 31, 2011 by

We’ve had a rather animal-centered week on Trail Baboon with a visit from Dr. Babooner and the death of Cheetah. And to finish things up for the week, the month and the year, here’s a message that came in from … Continue reading →

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You Asked For It

Posted on November 30, 2011 by

There were plenty of amusing comments yesterday about Bart the Bear and his indignation over the possible authorization of bear hunting in New Jersey, of all places. But there was one irresistible string of imaginative pondering that made me wonder … Continue reading →

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Wearing a Bullseye

Posted on November 29, 2011 by

It has been a while, but today we hear from our bearish friend who found a cell phone in the woods. For ease of reading, the message has been translated into English from its original Ursus Textish. Yo, it’s me, … Continue reading →

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Go Big Or Go Home

Posted on October 19, 2011 by

An elaborate text came in from the North Woods. Here’s an approximate translation from the original Ursus Textish. Hey, Bart here. I’ve been hearing that people are doing a victory dance over some guy shooting a great big bear not … Continue reading →

Posted in Bart the Bear, Nature, Politics | 62 Comments

Bears!

Posted on August 9, 2011 by

Here’s a message that came in early this morning from our text-crazy friend in the woods, Bart the Bear. I think he was up all night, picking at the keys, trying to make up for his lack of thumbs. Hey. … Continue reading →

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Bear Removed From Tree

Posted on April 9, 2011 by

I received a rambling, late night message from a friend who lives far outside the city. Obviously he has a lot of time on his hands, even though he doesn’t have hands. This has been translated from the original Ursus … Continue reading →

Posted in Bart the Bear, Politics, TV | 44 Comments

Does a Bear Sleep in the Woods?

Posted on March 12, 2011 by

This took me by surprise – Daylight Savings Time starts tomorrow, March 13th. We turn our clocks ahead one hour, which will have the effect of making our lengthening daylight hours linger into the early evening. Sunday night you’ll be … Continue reading →

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