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Author Archives: Dale Connelly
Oscar Buzz
Today’s post is a series of messages that came in yesterday from from Bart the Bear, the wild animal who found a cell phone in the north woods. Everything has been translated from the original Ursus Textish. 8:17 am Yo. … Continue reading
Posted in Movies
52 Comments
A Lull In The Lull
Today’s guest post is from Dr. Cozy Futon, lead rest-searcher with Physicians for Bedrest. My Fellow Sleepless Americans, Yawning? Please pull over and take a nap. Millions of people are running, walking, driving and sitting around with such an overwhelming … Continue reading
Posted in Health, Research, Science
88 Comments
Happy Birthday Fred Biletnikov
Who is Fred Biletnikov? He played professional football for the Oakland Raiders when I was growing up as a worshipful fan of his arch-enemies, the New York Jets. Thus, in my juvenile universe, Biletnikov, a receiver, was an evil genius … Continue reading
Posted in Nostalgia
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Clean Up, Clean Up!
Today’s guest post comes from Steve. In the interest of candor, I must admit that Liam’s four-day trip to visit his grandfather has not been all pleasant. Liam, just two years old, was terrified by the airplane that flew him … Continue reading
Posted in Guest Blogs
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A Sprout of Doubt
What’s with these Russian scientists all of a sudden? The week before last they were punching through the ice that covers prehistoric Lake Vostok in Antarctica, hoping to find microbes that haven’t felt the sunlight for millions of years. And … Continue reading
Posted in Food, Nostalgia, Science, Uncategorized
166 Comments
Orange Marmalade Monkey Poem
Trivia: When you Google “Orange Marmalade Monkey Poem”, Trail Baboon is the #1 site that comes up. Number one. Who knew? I discovered this quite by accident, and am delighted to know that we are first in the world in … Continue reading
Posted in Poems
102 Comments
Whither Wendell Wilkie?
Here’s a guest post from Wilkie High School’s perennial sophomore Bubby Spamden. Hey Mr. C., So we had this all school assembly because February 18th is Wendell Wilkie’s birthday, and I got to give the Wilke Day speech because I’ve … Continue reading
You Gotta Try This
Today’s guest post is by Anna. I am unimpressed with this year’s so-called “winter.” It has been a disappointment. While I can appreciate that some folks like the nice snow-free sidewalks and warmer temperatures, I am a Minnesota kid, and … Continue reading
Posted in Uncategorized
119 Comments
Not Done Yet
Today’s guest post comes from tim. my moms visit to the hospital was a good reflective time for me. she has been spending her life as the caretaker first for the students she taught while shuffling family matters then for … Continue reading
Posted in Family, Guest Blogs, Health
115 Comments
Day of the Voting Dead
Today’s guest post is by 9th District Congressman Loomis Beechly. Greetings, Constituents! Two days ago, I posted some thoughts here regarding proposed Constitutional Amendments and my personal feelings about Vampires. Little did I know some people would actually read what … Continue reading
Posted in Uncategorized
43 Comments