Monthly Archives: June 2012

Taunting the Tomatoes

Posted on June 30, 2012 by

Today’s post comes from Dr. Larry Kyle, the founder and produce manager at Genway, a supermarket that creates and sells nothing but genetically modified foods. I was surprised to discover how casually people will pile on the scorn when it … Continue reading →

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Tax Attacks

Posted on June 29, 2012 by

Clearly the summer is off to a slow start for perennial Sophomore Bubby Spamden, a boy with too much time on his hands. Hey Mr. C., I’ve got a question for you. What is it with you old people anyway? … Continue reading →

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Best of All Possible Worlds

Posted on June 28, 2012 by

It’s bound to be a very political day today. Congressman Loomis Beechly, representing all the water surface area in Minnesota, is getting out ahead of the conversation with this latest newsletter to his people. Greetings, Constituents! I wanted to be … Continue reading →

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Messing Around In Boats

Posted on June 27, 2012 by

I have just returned from a long, lovely weekend in Northern Minnesota at a private resort called Club Lyn, where the food, company, activities, scenery and weather were beyond excellent. A calm and beautiful lake was at our disposal, and … Continue reading →

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The Wedding Dance

Posted on June 26, 2012 by

Here is a tricky social situation, just right for navigation by sensitive baboons. The note comes from Jane Beauchamp – a former Morning Show listener, sometime Trial Baboon reader and permanently proud mother who is about to have an FTD … Continue reading →

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Ask Dr. Babooner

Posted on June 25, 2012 by

Dear Dr. Babooner, Everywhere I turn today, I hear people talking about austerity. Whole nations need to be more austere. The world itself is on an austerity binge, if such a thing is even possible. And yet everyone seems to … Continue reading →

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The Long Weekend, Day 3

Posted on June 23, 2012 by

Not that I would ever do this to you, but one of the frustrating things about being brought along on other people’s vacations through regular photo updates is that you, when at home, are stuck in slow moving routine time … Continue reading →

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The Long Weekend – Day 2

Posted on June 22, 2012 by

No, I’m not really skipping out of work for an unreasonably but seasonably Long Weekend and then rubbing your face in it by gloating. Probably not. But maybe it wouldn’t be much of a loss if I did. Not a … Continue reading →

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The Long Weekend

Posted on June 21, 2012 by

With the arrival of summer, the luckiest ones among us (those who have work) may also have the privilege (if they have the resources) of taking an occasional break from the routine – a long weekend to kick back and … Continue reading →

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The Break Dance

Posted on June 20, 2012 by

Summer is about to start, officially. This is a time when the urge to work slows down and hours are wasted gazing out windows at sunny scenery. Idea man and dealmaker Spin Williams knows all about this – though it … Continue reading →

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