Monthly Archives: August 2010

Bee Careful

Here’s a seasonal safety message from Bathtub Safety Officer Rafferty. At Ease, Civilians! But don’t be TOO easy. I’m here to remind you that this is the week before Labor Day, so there’s lots of traveling going on and picnics … Continue reading

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Nice Guesswork If You Can Get It

I have been known to construct an entire conversation between two people, playing both sides for maximum amusement. Putting words in mouths is an entertaining pastime and is easier work for an introvert than actually talking to strangers. For this … Continue reading

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Bumper to Bumper

This week’s massive highway jam in China made me strangely happy, and I’m feeling pretty guilty about that. I get fidgety in slow traffic and am cheered whenever I’m gliding down the interstate and see that the opposite lane is … Continue reading

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What Time Is It?

There is a divide between professional golfers and ordinary golfers that we ordinaries long to close. The game is so fickle and unpredictable and the small variations that make a big difference are so incomprehensibly tiny, it is possible to … Continue reading

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State Fair Time!

The Minnesota State Fair begins today, so take some time to end your summer properly with a visit to the great get together. When I go I have my usual favorite things to do, and so does everyone else. My … Continue reading

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Patiently Waiting

Everyone is relieved that the 33 Chilean miners who were trapped by an underground cave-in have been found alive. At the same time it is frightening to think of the ordeal ahead of them. It is estimated that it may … Continue reading

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Under the Radar

Here’s a note from perennial sophomore Bubby Spamden, poster boy for the campaign against social promotion in our public schools. Hey Mr. C., Well, the re-start of school is coming up in a couple of weeks, though for some of … Continue reading

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New Favorite

Please don’t take this the wrong way, because I like Blevins and Rhonda just fine. As a Babooner, I have a fondness for red-bottomed primates that can never be shaken. But on a weekend trip to the Minnesota Zoo to … Continue reading

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Modes of Transport

Here’s something for suburbanites to put in that empty third garage stall – a Space Shuttle. With NASA retiring the orbiters soon, there is competition among museums to see who will receive one of the three remaining spacecraft. The good … Continue reading

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Paper V. Plastic Pt 2

Yesterday’s discussion got me thinking … When you really have to choose one or the other, which is better? For some reason a website called bankrate.com took this one on. I guess dealing with actual bank rates became too depressing. … Continue reading

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